Woody Woodpecker, seated at a table at a posh restaurant, says, “One cup of coffee, Sam.” Three waiters pick him up and throw him out the front door on his ear. He lands in a trash can filled with newspapers and reads: “Personal. Gorgeous Gal, blonde. Object- Matrimony. Phone- ?” He immediately telephones and receives an invitation to visit. He arrives and sees a most pretentious entrance gate and a magnificent mansion. Woody enters a huge entrance hall and sinks to his neck in carpet. In a very large dining room, he sees a table laden with food. His eyes concentrate on a big, fat, juicy turkey. Drooling, Woody starts for the turkey when a voice says, “Hello, cutie pie.” Standing at the top of an escalator is Gorgeous Gal, a big, fat dowager, heavily jeweled, waving at him. Woody takes one look, turns white and faints. Gorgeous presses a button and starts to descend as Woody revives. Woody presses a reverse button, and up Gorgeous goes again. Up and down she goes several times until Woody presses a “Full Speed” button, and Gorgeous zooms out through a window and into a cloud.ExpandCollapse
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